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五个少儿英语小笑话爆笑
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五个少儿英语小笑话爆笑

作者:汤姆客少儿英语 | 发布时间:2020-11-18 16:27 | 浏览量:68 | 文章字数:530 | 阅读时长:5 | 来源:汤姆客跨学科英语


少儿英语小笑话一:决斗

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.(小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。)

It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."(显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”)

"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."(“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”)

"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"(“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”)

 

少儿英语小笑话二:童言无忌

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.(一个夏季的晚上,雷雨大作,母亲让小男孩上床钻进被窝。)

She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,“Mommy,will you sleep with me tonight ?”(她正准备熄灯,孩子声音颤抖地问:“妈咪,你今晚可以陪我睡吗?”)

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can' t,dear.” She said.“I have to sleep in Daddy's room.”(母亲笑着,拥抱一下小孩安慰说,“亲爱的,不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房间。”)

Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:“The big sissy.”(一阵长长的沉默之后,男孩小声地用颤音说:“大胆小鬼。”)

 

少儿英语小笑话三:小心有狗

As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!"一名陌生人走进一家乡间小商店,看到玻璃门上帖着的一个告示牌上写着,“危险! 小心有狗!”

 posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. 进去后,他看到一条样子一点都不凶的老狗趴在收款机旁边的地板上睡觉。

"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of? “这就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊?”

he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused.陌生人问店主。“是,就是他”,店主回答。 听到这个回答, 陌生人觉得很好笑。

"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"我觉得那条狗一点都不可怕。 你帖那个告示做什么?

"Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!" 因为,” 店主解释说,“在我帖告示之前, 大伙老被他绊倒。

 

少儿英语小笑话四:A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望

 

On the way home after watching a ballet performance(在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,), the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it(幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。). The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.(班上最小的女孩说,她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿,那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。)

 

少儿英语小笑话五:He Won 他赢了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

 

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

 

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

 

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。


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